Husbands Consistently Orgasm More Than Their Wives, New Study Shows

I've never been married, but I've been in long-term serious relationships. And with familial and social pressures to walk down the aisle, I often think about what my life would've been like if I had married my ex-boyfriends, and all I can say is...

Thank God we broke up!

The men I dated were great guys, but during the relationships, I knew we weren't a perfect match. After we broke up, my exes shortly married someone else. One of them married the woman who I thought he was secretly in love with the entire time we were dating, so bullet dodged!

I hope that this disclosure doesn't make you all think I'm cynical about marriage. In fact, the opposite is true. I believe that marriage between two compatible people can bring a lifetime of love and companionship, and because of my faith, I'm waiting to find a love match like Barack and Michelle instead of a bitter partnership like Donald and Melania. 

Every time I see the First Couple in public, I can just feel Melania's disdain for her husband, and apparently, there are lots of bad marriages that skew in favor of the man instead of the woman, according to a new study from Brigham Young University. Researchers at BYU found that 49% of married women said they consistently orgasm during sex while 87% of the male respondents reported that they orgasmed. 

The BYU study took data from 1,683 heterosexual newlywed couples, and the majority of men said that they came during sex but their wives were not as sexually satisfied. The couples were asked about their own thoughts as well as what they believed their partners thought, and the researchers found 43% of dudes incorrectly guessed how often their wives orgasmed during sex.

Hopefully, for everyone out there reading this, your marriages are better than Donald and Melania's, and if not, at least there's internet porn and day drinking. 😁